Thursday, October 25, 2007

Yeah...That Thing

You know that thing where everybody just seems to irritate you? Nice people. Helpful people. And just for that day, that hour, everybody can just go kiss yer a...?

Yeah, it's one of those. They're all: "Oh, let me get that for you" and you're thinking "Oh, bite me, whadda ya think? I'm a cripple?" Or, say the store clerk checks you out and says the standard thank you or whatever and you think "Oh eat dirt" but you say "Thank You!"

For no reason! Outta the blue. This urge. This monster inside you has decided This Is It. Today is the day. Today you are evil. Today you're the nasty customer, the "speak-my-mind-and-the-hell-with-you" jerk.

You just wanna be nasty. Try mean on for size. See if you like it. Practice "No NO NO NO." Get in touch with the inner toddler, the inner adolescent. Be rough. Be tough.

Oh why can't there be more days like this?

2 comments:

zirelda said...

See and I keep thinking it's me finally getting in touch with my inner bitch. I never knew I had an inner bitch....

Lori said...

I'd agree, but I'm too busy saying "Bite me!"...

Must be the full moon. :))