Wednesday, February 20, 2008

The Big Snark-Off du jour

What would a snark-off be without Smart Bitches, Trashy Books ?
When Covers Happen "gives me the impression she’s some sort of alien from a planet where the sentient life forms look like praying mantises masquerading as a human."
"He’s thinking: Boobs. BOOBS. HOLY SHIT BOOBS. "
"Sarah: And then there are the cover images and titles that don’t get used nearly enough. A weed-whacked treasure trail and the words “seasonal wind.” There’s so much comedy I can barely breathe.
Candy: Chili season is the unkindest season of all. "

From the WELL D'UH department:
J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter 7 bestselling novel of 2007

Another Snark-Off Must:

Bowels, Your
via A Librarian's Guide to Etiquette by J on 2/18/08
Don't be the librarian who continuously discusses your Crohn's Disease, irritable bowel syndrome, and chronic diarrhea with your library coworkers. Keep that shit to yourself.
Love, Declaring your

via A Librarian's Guide to Etiquette by J on 2/14/08
Librarians should not embarrass themselves on Valentine's Day by declaring their love for the Fed-Ex delivery guy.

Random Snarks

Man claims he’s vampire/werewolf hybrid Oh c'mon, isn't every guy deep down inside?

Pray tell: Is Elizabeth Gilbert self-absorbed or true seeker? Why, perhaps so, IMHO. YMMV

I hope the flux clears up soon, ICK: Evangelicals Still in Flux After Super Tuesday

Bush's 2009 Budget Request Includes Health-Related Cuts, Increased Abstinence Funding Atta boy, dork-face

and, of course: Excuse Generator (don't let this fall into the hands of your kids!)

Dumb and Dumber: Are Americans Hostile to Knowledge? This is news? Folks thought I was uppity fer goin' to college and not gettin' my MRS

Distance Makes the Heart Grow Fonder, and the Bladder Fuller is there really anything more to say?

There are two minutes left in Presidents’ Day. You should spend that time watching this video. and yes indeed, you should. Who knew George Washington was such a stud?

CDC Releases Info on CMV Infection in Pregnancy, Health Effects of Domestic Violence They needed a study to prove that domestic violence has detrimental mental health effects? HELLO? OK, to get taken seriously, I guess a study simply must be done.

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