Thursday, February 21, 2008

Ickiest Name for a Fictional Character So Far This Year

Theodore Judson's Martian General's Daughter:
Emperor Mathias the Glistening

What's glistening? Does he display it often? What gives it that healthy glow? Does it rival his sceptre in it's glowy-ness? Does it match the royal family's jewels? How many royal orbs does this guy have, anyway? Has his glistening-ness been compared to the morning dew on the leaves of a stately oak? How often does he glisten? And what of the dampness that follows a good glistening?

1 comment:

zirelda said...

omg. That's funny.