Theodore Judson's Martian General's Daughter:
Emperor Mathias the Glistening
What's glistening? Does he display it often? What gives it that healthy glow? Does it rival his sceptre in it's glowy-ness? Does it match the royal family's jewels? How many royal orbs does this guy have, anyway? Has his glistening-ness been compared to the morning dew on the leaves of a stately oak? How often does he glisten? And what of the dampness that follows a good glistening?
1 comment:
omg. That's funny.
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