Thursday, July 10, 2008

The Big Snarkoff!

Well dear reader, yesterday's brouhaha was a classic. A group of kids beat-up a homeless dude in the park and it was rather serious. In a rather unimaginative move, the perpetrator(s) ran into the library, presumably to hide amongst the book stacks? Alas, one of the soon-to-be- rocket-scientist/perpetrators was found and briskly frisked in front of the periodicals desk, cuffed, and led away.

As our good buddy Tom said: That's what he gets for not putting the periodicals back in alphabetical order!

On to the Snark!

Fail-Blog has become one of my new favorites. A posting of late gives me more evidence that the "English Only" movement should not be a speaking English movement but, rather, a spelling and grammar movement.

Spelling Fail
from FAIL Blog - Fail Pictures at Failblog.ORG by pizzaburger


As always, Smart Bitches, Trashy Books never fails to satisfy.

Big Spankable Winning
from Smart Bitches, Trashy Books
Displays this snappy and now award-winning cover art

And who but the Smart Bitches would ever discover this jewel?
The History of Vibrators
from Smart Bitches, Trashy Books

What Not To Crochet found something hideous that I might actually make - as a joke
Not what you want to see in the bathroom, early in the morning..
from What Not to Crochet by SB&C

The Lipstick Librarian is classic and I'm happy to see this proud tradition continuing from the early days of the internet:
Addicted to Puppets
from The Days & Nights of the Lipstick Librarian! by absherl
Yeah, what is it with librarians and puppets? I'm not even fond of puppets and two live at my desk. WTFBBQ!

The Librarian's Guide to Etiquette so frequently hits the nail on the head that I never tire of these her above-average snarks. Do it again! Do it again!
Cheezburger, U cannot haz
from A Librarian's Guide to Etiquette by J
You are a librarian. An information professional. You are too old to be into lolcats. Seriously. Stop it.
GUILTY HERE!

Ink pen diva, Being an
from A Librarian's Guide to Etiquette by J
GUILTY AGAIN!

Animal cruelty, Reporting incidents of
from A Librarian's Guide to Etiquette by J
It is not necessary to contact PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) when your library administrators are beating a dead horse. On the other hand, a librarian should contact the authorities immediately if you catch someone spanking the monkey or choking a chicken in the library.
CONTINUALLY GUILTY!

Cart me off to library jail!

Here's a case of sanity winning out over evil:
South Carolina to Offer Cross on Car Plates
from PewForum.org All News Feeds
South Carolina drivers will be the first in the nation to be offered license plates that carry the phrase “I Believe” and a Christian cross over a stained-glass window under a law that took effect on Thursday.

SNARK-OUT MY DEAR READER! SNARK-OUT!

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