Wednesday, January 07, 2009

The Things I Learn from my Customers


ZOMBIES
Two enthusiastic late-blooming young men kidding each other: "Man, when the zombies come, I'm pushin' you down first!" After some light-hearted discussionwe all agreed to wear helmets to protect our brains from hungry zombies from here on in.

MONEY
Upon hearing about our prospective cut-backs in service due to the economy, a customer wanted to know how much money we needed to keep going. "Millions" I said "and that's only if other city departments don't need it more."

"OK, got it" he said "I have trillions in stock futures."

We agreed that he should go to the mayor's office tomorrow at the latest to let the council know that the budget-cuts can be called off.

COMEBACKS
Best Response to "Have a Good Day": "all right"

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