I'm pleased to announce a new feature here at Booktending: The Dork Report! The Dork Report will present items I find in my feeds that truly and bleakly illustrate dorkiness. As in rampant stupidity.
I also plan to insert a picture I just find dorky in the sense of dumbness. Because I like pictures in my blog.
These are my opinions. You may disagree. Tough. It's my blog.
I also plan to insert a picture I just find dorky in the sense of dumbness. Because I like pictures in my blog.
These are my opinions. You may disagree. Tough. It's my blog.
Let's Dork-Out!
Dorks and Tipping
No Tip=Thievery via Etiquette Hell Blog by admin on 5/21/09. Honest to Pete, people, if you don't leave a tip at least make it because the service was abysmal, not because, in this modern age the server “put the check down in front of a lady when a gentleman is present.” A nice pair of odor eaters for this "gentleman."
Dorks and Race
Stupid girls, stupid pepper spray, stupid racist cab driver via Librarian Avengers by Erica on 5/20/09
Yeah, like it really matters what race the girls were after they fought in the bus and sprayed pepper spray all over the other passengers. Other to an officer making a report, of course. Gah
Dorks and Gay-Fear
UCC Pastor Under Fire In CA via UCC in the News on 5/18/09. Uhhh...yeah. The pastor actually sat down with the secret GLBT handbook, used hypnosis and now they're all GAY!!!! Honorary Rainbow Flag to these rocket scientists.
Dork Limbaugh
Limbaugh Proposed A "Know-It-All-Tour" via The Limbaugh Lie Of The Day by mail@conceptualguerilla.com (Joseph Lyles) on 5/11/09
"Limbaugh says Republicans don't need to be "listening to people." No kidding, he really said that." In the first of what will be many awards, Rush wins a complimentary lobotomy.
1 comment:
Absolutely agree on the tipping issue. My favorite story is about a colleague who left such a small tip once when we were eating "Dutch" that I made up for it with my tip. I left the table and he came back by after visiting the rest room. From a distance I spotted him picking up the tip I'd left from the table. I embarrassed him enough that he returned it, but the guy had no remorse for what he's just done. --Fred
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