Dork Report - Spew Edition

This man is so far out of line I want to shove a flaming pitchfork up his butt and then pummel him with the hockey stick of justice.

In the name of love and Grover Cleveland what kind of father is this? At least I hope it's a father and not some random guy holding a kid's hand. A kid old enough to read.

Reminds me of the time I went to the step's junior high concert and saw a man wearing a t-shirt with the f-bomb on it. What kind of clueless, abusive idjit does these kinds of things?

Yes, abusive. There is no earthly explanation other than he gets off on making people around him squirm. Abusive.

Next:

Senate approves resolution apologizing for slavery via CNN.com Recently Published/Updated on 6/18/09 Why wait so long? So long that the apology seems empty and meaningless? Actually, the dork-factor on this one belongs to any legislative body that didn't do it directly after the Civil War.

Double-Dork:

U.N.: Sudan letting some aid groups return after expulsion via CNN.com Recently Published/Updated on 6/11/09 Well big whoopee-shit to the Sudan. There isn't enough aid in the world to make up for the atrocities committed during this civil war/persecution of the southern half of the country. And wouldn't you know our nemesis/good buddy Osama Bin Laden has been involved in this outrage? Hey U.S.! Tried checking Bin Laden-friendly Sudan for him lately? He just might have left the major oil producing countries for other murderous delights, ya know.

Protester Dorks

Closed Clinic Leaves Abortion Protesters at a Loss via PewForum.org All News Feeds on 6/6/09. Oh poor pigs. Thanks to murder their playground is no more. They'll just have to spread their hate elsewhere.

George Bush

Was Bush on a mission from God? via PewForum.org All News Feeds on 5/28/09. He certainly seems to think so. Thanks for screwing up the country, George.

Tobacco

Group wants R rating for any film with smoking via CNN.com Recently Published/Updated on 5/28/09 Oh good grief give it a rest. Does anybody not know smoking is dangerous by now? Besides, how are you going to tell the good guys from the bad guys? Or the nervous from the calm? Let's move on to more important things!