Saturday, March 06, 2010

The Big Snark-Off: Back to Business Edition

I have let myself become distracted. I have neglected my small number of readers. This Will Not Do. No sir. I apologize whole-heartedly because I know my blog is probably one of the most important things in your life.

Mea culpa
Mea culpa
Mea culpa

Anteaters via Very Demotivational - The Demotivational Posters Blog by Cheezburger Network on 2/23/10

On to the Snarks!

Top Republicans: Yeah, We're Calling Obama Socialist via NPR Topics: Arts & Life on 3/5/10
Bite me, dorkmeisters! Caring about other people isn't socialism. Let's stop all this manure shoveling and just freakin' govern already. And I do mean this on all sides, of course. If you can't say something productive, just shut the hell up.

President Obama belonged to the United Church of Christ before Rev. Wright went bonkers. And who could blame him?

I am a lifelong member. Trust me, this is not the first time a member or former member has been called a Socialist. Hell, I was first called a Communist for my beliefs at the age of 5. I promptly schooled my schoolmate in the difference between Communism and Socialism. He is now the DA in my hometown. I'm pretty sure he gets the difference between the two points of view now.

And he still thinks I'm a crazy-commie-pinko-liberal. And that's ok. Don't change, Mo, I love you just as you are.

Opinion: UCC reaction to CBS change in policy on advocacy ads via Media Justice on 2/3/10
In an attempt to address ad-revenue shortfalls during a tough economy, CBS — in hot water for accepting a controversial Super Bowl ad from Focus on the Family — said Tuesday it would finally accept the United Church of Christ's 2004 request to air ads that advocate welcoming all people, including gays and lesbians, into the church.

Popular Science Archives via Walking Paper by Aaron Schmidt on 3/4/10

Offhand, I'd say the toughest thing was money

And appropriate dress

Revenge! via Oddly Specific by chwazymoto on 2/24/10:

I can't say this any better than the following commenter:

"All this time the cows were just trying to lull us into a false sense of security. We’re about to get paid for years of attempted cow-tipping"

Great, first is was methane, now this

You see, facebook was taking up a lot of time. Fortunately, I haven't hit this yet

The Social Life of the Internet via Stephen's Lighthouse by admin on 2/12/10: Facebook Responsible For 20 Percent Of Divorces

I don't know if I blame it on rekindling old relationships or the fact that your spouse's addiction to Farmville was the last straw

That's it for now, folks! I could be blogging later, or tomorrow. Or not.

See you soon!

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