Things That Make The Day Go Faster

Declare a theme for the day.  Make up a greeting related or unrelated to go with it.  Make sure everyone knows.  Hijinks will ensue.

Today's theme in my workplace is Glee!  Why?  Because it's all I could think of on the way in.  Everyone's name today is Mr. Schuester.  We will address each other as Mr. Schuester.  "Hi Mr. Schuester!"  "Bye Mr. Schuester!"  "You really screwed that up, Mr. Schuester!