Monday, February 21, 2011

Armed Bears and Homeland Security

The Bearforce seems to be a popular meme lately. At least in the Cheezburger universe.

This could be a solution to a couple of problems here in Arizona. The Border Patrol is spread out over a huge wilderness on the border. The drug cartel guys are really taking advantage of this. I hate those drug-slime guys.

I hate the term illegal immigrant. Let's let the immigrants, legal or not, sit on the back burner for a while. We need to concentrate on these cartels wreaked terror onto Mexican citizens and are now bringing their own special mayhem here. 

The Border Patrol is overrun. And they're getting way more help than is wise from various politicians and radical citizens around here. I couldn't say with great assurance that this unsolicited help is interfering with the job of the Border Patrol, but I suspect it could become so in the near future.

demotivational posters - Dragon Bear
Enter the Bearforce.

They would make great coordinators of all efforts on behalf of the border.  They have pals in the lower altitudes: Coyotes (4-legged,) coatimundi, rattlesnakes, gila monsters, quail (the bird, not the politician,) sheep...the whole team is out there. These guys know what's goin' down in their territory.

 And they can fight back. Cretaceously.

We'll just put the bears in charge and the entire team becomes the Bearforce, ready to tear any drug-bastard to shreds. .

Picture This:

Meanwhile, off the coast

demotivational posters - HOVERSHARK.

And That's The Way It Is.  Today, February 21, 2011

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